This is a thing I do, where I stand up in front of groups of people and pretend to be … More
Category: Bright Ideas
The Ten Stages of a Raw Juice Cleanse
Self-Congratulation Determination Euphoria Delusions of Gwyneth Paltrow Light-Headedness Unfortunate Gastro-Intestinal Events Anger Bargaining Sadness Tacos
A Secondary Proposal
Dear America, I think I’ve figured out how to create consensus on the gun issue. I has been brought to … More
Tips for Making the Most of Shopmageddon
If you’re in the U.S., you’re probably really focused on preparing the lavish meal it wil take your family six … More
Additional Nature Show Titles That Occurred to Me While Watching “Frozen Planet”
Narwhals: Diplomats of the Sea Sea Spider vs. Giant Jellyfish: Battle of the Appendages* Male Emperor Penguins: Getting the Short … More
Suggestions To Make the Next Presidential Debate on Foreign Policy Better Than Tonight’s
Mitt Romney: Comes out dressed as a Navy Seal to demonstrate solidarity with the troops. Barack Obama: Comes out wearing … More
King of States! 