I mean, it’s hard to narrow them down into a manageable list, but these are some highlights.
Gotta Have Some Faith in the Sound
Like George Michael, it’s the one good thing that I got.
Trust Your Musical (and Animal) Instincts
Luckily, I didn’t disturb any high-level predators.
Everything I Need to Know I Learned from a Stoned Metalhead
From the mouths of drunk 24-year-olds come profound truths.
I’m Chilly, Could You Hand Me That Asbestos Blanket?
From the “Things It’d Be Great to Stop Talking About But We Really Can’t” File
A Moment of Silence, Please…
This is why we will never have nice things ever again.
