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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

What do we think I meant?

This is the kind of shit you expect at two in the morning, not two in the afternoon.

Angry!, But why?, PLEASE HELP

Nobody Is Going to Disney World

Not literally. Someone is always going to Disney World, even during a pandemic. Sigh.

#NotAllJoggers, Let's just be boring, What Would Rich People Do?

No, YOU have a type, shut up.

The best part of this story might be that I’ve never even seen “Fiddler on the Roof.”

If I were a rich man, It's going to be an Italodisco string quartet

Everything I Needed to Know About Essay Structure I Learned from This Crappy Drawing of a Coffee Pot

Maybe writing well isn’t really about writing at all.

Questionable life choices, Sketching, Writing

The Eight-Year Twitch

In which I take several hundred words to communicate “I quit my job;” if only I were a more talented editor.

careers, independent media, pipe wrench

Build Black Wealth: Links, Directories, Recommendations and Apps for Finding Black-owned Businesses in the United States

You’re gonna buy shit. You’re gonna get take-out. Get it from a Black-owned business.

Black-owned businesses, Black-owned restaurants, Build Black wealth

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I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry-lime rickey.

Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it, and then I worked here and here. Now I’m working on this new thing.

I don't want to say that something darkly but ironically tragic will happen to you if you don't follow me, but it might. I just want to be realistic.

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