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King of States!

King of States!

  • twitting
  • gramming
  • snapping
  • mail me, maybe

I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie, That’s-a Smallpox

Put on your finest caftan and let’s pop some bubbly.

Columbus Day, Meet Me on the Lanai

Thank You For Calling the Federal Department of Ouch, Please Hold

The painful is political.

Aches and Pains, Ouch, Seriously though how the fuck did I sit on a couch wrong

PSA: It’s Not Just the Brazil Nuts You Have to Look Out For

It’s trying times in the kingdom; don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Children are like tiny drunks, London, Peanuts

A List of Things I Have Been Right About Recently

I mean, it’s hard to narrow them down into a manageable list, but these are some highlights.

Blogging, Cockles, Eagles Schmeagales

Gotta Have Some Faith in the Sound

Like George Michael, it’s the one good thing that I got.

Grief, Music, Singing, What a kick just a buddy and me!

Trust Your Musical (and Animal) Instincts

Luckily, I didn’t disturb any high-level predators.

Music, South Africa, The animals are also fairly indifferent to Aimee Mann songs

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I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry lime rickey.

Sometimes I take pictures of things. Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it.

I work here and here. You might want to, too.

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