It’s a real short play. Don’t blink.
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bucket
The world is a place of insane nonsense; the end.
Political Sanity Check (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not Great!)
Basically the only thing I can say these days is “What the entire shit?”
To That Very Nice Australian Woman I Met In Malaysia
I’m sure that in Australia, “Tayla Ham” is a perfectly reasonable name for a human female.
A Few Thoughts on Safety Pins (and Registries) or, Untwist Your White Person Knickers
TL;DR: Don’t get mad if someone pooh-poohs your pin.
Next Year Everyone Gets a Day Off for Dean Martin
I think it’s time to reconsider Columbus Day. I have some ideas.
