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King of States!

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  • gramming
  • snapping
  • mail me, maybe

I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Nobody Is Going to Disney World

Not literally. Someone is always going to Disney World, even during a pandemic. Sigh.

#NotAllJoggers, Let's just be boring, What Would Rich People Do?

No, YOU have a type, shut up.

The best part of this story might be that I’ve never even seen “Fiddler on the Roof.”

If I were a rich man, It's going to be an Italodisco string quartet

Everything I Needed to Know About Essay Structure I Learned from This Crappy Drawing of a Coffee Pot

Maybe writing well isn’t really about writing at all.

Questionable life choices, Sketching, Writing

The Eight-Year Twitch

In which I take several hundred words to communicate “I quit my job;” if only I were a more talented editor.

careers, independent media, pipe wrench

Build Black Wealth: Links, Directories, Recommendations and Apps for Finding Black-owned Businesses in the United States

You’re gonna buy shit. You’re gonna get take-out. Get it from a Black-owned business.

Black-owned businesses, Black-owned restaurants, Build Black wealth

Racial Justice, A List of Resources for White People Who Are Not on Twitter 24 Hours a Day

Give money, yes. And also: give time, give energy, unlearn your bullshit.

ACAB, Bail Funds, Black Lives Matter, BLM, Racial Justice

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Wot’s all this then?

I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry-lime rickey.

Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it, and then I worked here and here. Now I’m working on this new thing.

I don't want to say that something darkly but ironically tragic will happen to you if you don't follow me, but it might. I just want to be realistic.

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