This is the now-completed Freedom Tower in lower Manhattan. I live just across the river from it. I see it … More
Category: Bright Ideas
I Have Recently Acquired Several Opinions
Two, in fact. I have decided to share them with you, because you seem like right-thinking people. These opinions, on … More
A Chicken In Every Pot, Covered in Butter
Finishing Butters, brilliant! Because now the door is open for Starting Butters and Halfway Through Butters and all kinds of In-Progress … More
Apparently, this is a thing I do now.
This is a thing I do, where I stand up in front of groups of people and pretend to be … More
The Ten Stages of a Raw Juice Cleanse
Self-Congratulation Determination Euphoria Delusions of Gwyneth Paltrow Light-Headedness Unfortunate Gastro-Intestinal Events Anger Bargaining Sadness Tacos
A Secondary Proposal
Dear America, I think I’ve figured out how to create consensus on the gun issue. I has been brought to … More
