Internet, I need your help making some new terminology go viral; it’s really the least you can do after you … More
Category: Bright Ideas
If at first you don’t succeed, move back to New Jersey and regroup.
So, remember that time we wanted to move to Italy but it’s a bureaucratic nightmare, so we thought why not … More
You had to do ONE THING.
Eleven mentions does not a trending hashtag make. If you’re not going to spread the word, you can all at … More
Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad.
This is the now-completed Freedom Tower in lower Manhattan. I live just across the river from it. I see it … More
I Have Recently Acquired Several Opinions
Two, in fact. I have decided to share them with you, because you seem like right-thinking people. These opinions, on … More
A Chicken In Every Pot, Covered in Butter
Finishing Butters, brilliant! Because now the door is open for Starting Butters and Halfway Through Butters and all kinds of In-Progress … More