But no one talks about it. Thank goodness that here at King of States! we speak truth to hormones.
RC Cola and Moon Pies
What a time for The Scorpions to be alive, or, “No YOU Became a Middle-aged Stoner, Shut Up.”
What do we think I meant?
This is the kind of shit you expect at two in the morning, not two in the afternoon.
Nobody Is Going to Disney World
Not literally. Someone is always going to Disney World, even during a pandemic. Sigh.
No, YOU have a type, shut up.
The best part of this story might be that I’ve never even seen “Fiddler on the Roof.”
Everything I Needed to Know About Essay Structure I Learned from This Crappy Drawing of a Coffee Pot
Maybe writing well isn’t really about writing at all.