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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Tag: Christmas

Western religion, as explained by my dog.

(Please note that the dog is significantly cuter than he is smart. Although he cannot actually read, write, or speak, we believe … More

Christmas, Dog, Hanukkah, He also has a job driving the sporklift at a warehouse down the street

Tips for Making the Most of Shopmageddon

If you’re in the U.S., you’re probably really focused on preparing the lavish meal it wil take your family six … More

Black Friday, Christmas, Is that Tickle Me Elmo really worth your dignity?, Shopping

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Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it, and then I worked here and here. Now I’m working on this new thing.

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