Additional Nature Show Titles That Occurred to Me While Watching “Frozen Planet”

Narwhals: Diplomats of the Sea

Sea Spider vs. Giant Jellyfish: Battle of the Appendages*

Male Emperor Penguins: Getting the Short End of Nature’s Stick

Beachmaster: There Can Be Only One

Fuck You, Misogynist Caribou

*Sea Spider = A REAL THING. So I can never go swimming again.


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