Narwhals: Diplomats of the Sea
Sea Spider vs. Giant Jellyfish: Battle of the Appendages*
Male Emperor Penguins: Getting the Short End of Nature’s Stick
Beachmaster: There Can Be Only One
Fuck You, Misogynist Caribou
*Sea Spider = A REAL THING. So I can never go swimming again.
All of them narrated by Gary Busey, perhaps?
Ooh, good call.
lol Narwhals don’t seem diplomatic. If you want sure-fire ratings winners, ‘Barn Owls After Dark’ or ‘Polar Bear Cubs Playing Soccer’