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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Author: Michelle Weber

Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?

A Proposal

We take every parent of a child who has been the victim of gun violence in the past 20 years, … More

Connecticut, Gun Control, WTF

WHOLLY UNFAIR

I have been to IKEA a great many times, and the most exciting thing that ever happens is when I … More

I bet the Monkey's name was "Frangbojjk", IKEA, Monkey

Things My Dog Ate This Week

A paper coffee filter filled with spent coffee grounds My favorite spatula Dirt A handful of Ricola cough drops (original … More

Dogs, Those cough drops don't even taste good

I Can’t Handle the Truth

As I was making dinner last night, I heard a commercial for a pregnancy test that promised to give you … More

Every Sperm is Sacred, Pregnancy

Toddler or Drunk Schizophrenic?

Frequently overhead holding conversations with imaginary persons. Terrible impulse control. Has dissociative episodes where s/he thinks s/he is someone else.* … More

All parents deserve a week long all expenses paid trip to Fiji., Schizophrenia, Toddlers

Tips for Making the Most of Shopmageddon

If you’re in the U.S., you’re probably really focused on preparing the lavish meal it wil take your family six … More

Black Friday, Christmas, Is that Tickle Me Elmo really worth your dignity?, Shopping

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