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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Tag: I bet the Monkey’s name was “Frangbojjk”

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I have been to IKEA a great many times, and the most exciting thing that ever happens is when I … More

I bet the Monkey's name was "Frangbojjk", IKEA, Monkey

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