- A paper coffee filter filled with spent coffee grounds
- My favorite spatula
- Dirt
- A handful of Ricola cough drops (original flavor)
- His own foot
I guess I should just be happy that he unwrapped the cough drops first. I expect that when I wake up tomorrow, he’ll have opened the fridge and re-heated the leftover General Tso’s chicken.
King of States! 
He unwraps his own cough drops? — Sounds like he’s ready for Stupid Pet Tricks.
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He has quite a broad palate, doesn’t he. And I’m with Sandee—I want to see him unwrap the cough drops.
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General Tso Chicken! Good idea…
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My roomie’s puppy eats her own feet too. Puts the whole thing in her mouth. I keep telling her to stop because she needs them to live but she never listens…
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Yeah, but you know how it goes: you eat foot and then an hour later you’re hungry again.
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My friend’s dog just ate her mom’s diuretic pill last Friday. Poor thing could not stop peeing and kept looking at her all freaked out (ironically the same look she was giving him). Poison control hotline’s advice: make sure he drinks plenty of water so he doesn’t get dehydrated.
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