Things My Dog Ate This Week

  • A paper coffee filter filled with spent coffee grounds
  • My favorite spatula
  • Dirt
  • A handful of Ricola cough drops (original flavor)
  • His own foot

I guess I should just be happy that he unwrapped the cough drops first. I expect that when I wake up tomorrow, he’ll have opened the fridge and re-heated the leftover General Tso’s chicken.


  1. My friend’s dog just ate her mom’s diuretic pill last Friday. Poor thing could not stop peeing and kept looking at her all freaked out (ironically the same look she was giving him). Poison control hotline’s advice: make sure he drinks plenty of water so he doesn’t get dehydrated.


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