WHOLLY UNFAIR

I have been to IKEA a great many times, and the most exciting thing that ever happens is when I get to the concession stand just as new cinnamon buns are coming out of the oven. Meanwhile, in Toronto, a fucking monkey in a posh winter coat was found alone wandering the Ikea.

NOT FAIR.

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  1. I covet thee IKEA and have never been. It’s about 2 hours southwest of me, but I bet if it were down the street, I’d take it for granted and still not go. Sad, but true.

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  2. I’ve never found a cute monkey in a winter coat either. I feel cheated. They need to make a t-shirt that says “I went to IKEA and all I got were meatballs and this lousy Hlåägh table.”

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