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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Month: November 2012

I Can’t Handle the Truth

As I was making dinner last night, I heard a commercial for a pregnancy test that promised to give you … More

Every Sperm is Sacred, Pregnancy

Toddler or Drunk Schizophrenic?

Frequently overhead holding conversations with imaginary persons. Terrible impulse control. Has dissociative episodes where s/he thinks s/he is someone else.* … More

All parents deserve a week long all expenses paid trip to Fiji., Schizophrenia, Toddlers

Tips for Making the Most of Shopmageddon

If you’re in the U.S., you’re probably really focused on preparing the lavish meal it wil take your family six … More

Black Friday, Christmas, Is that Tickle Me Elmo really worth your dignity?, Shopping

“Iceberg Hunters” Is Totally a Real Show

No, really. They sail their fishing boat out to some big ol’ icebergs, and they shoot at the icebergs with … More

Deadliest Catch, Iceberg Hunters, Reality Television, We're gonna need a bigger boat.

This is why you should keep a small notebook by the bed.

Actual sentence I said during an impromptu 5AM conversation about hats: “You’re really doing a lot of mental gymnastics to … More

Hats, Mr. Peanut, Pillow Talk

Where are Nicholas Cage and John Travolta? I DEMAND A REFUND.

So, this is an actual thing that Bloomberg’s Businessweek felt it necessary to publish: Which business school has the most … More

Business, I want my $10.50 back, Misogyny, Women

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