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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Tag: Women

Sorry, Humanity, we’re breaking up.

We all know, by now, that you should never read the comments. Apparently, we can’t read the internet at all … More

Actually It's Not Me It's Definitely You, Rape, Women

What massive social change should I engineer next?

The heavy weight of thousands of angry tweets and continued departure of advertisers, no doubt supplemented by the back-breaking straw … More

Facebook, What do you mean you don't implicitly trust the VP of a giant corporation?, Women

Where are Nicholas Cage and John Travolta? I DEMAND A REFUND.

So, this is an actual thing that Bloomberg’s Businessweek felt it necessary to publish: Which business school has the most … More

Business, I want my $10.50 back, Misogyny, Women

New Jersey Will Offer Asylum To The First 500,000 Connecticutians

Connecticutters?* Whatever. Not the point. Here’s the thing: the Supreme Court of Connecticut, which is apparently occupied by three actual … More

Connecticut Supreme Court, Human Rights, Rape, Why Aren't the Women of Connectifut Rioting In the Streets?, Women

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I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry-lime rickey.

Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it, and then I worked here and here. Now I’m working on this new thing.

I don't want to say that something darkly but ironically tragic will happen to you if you don't follow me, but it might. I just want to be realistic.

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