Other options rejected by Obama speechwriters: America’s Drunk Uncle Scranton’s Slightly-Above-Average Son Putterer-in-Chief The Grinner Delaware’s Deliverer America’s Shittiest Ninja … More
Month: November 2012
We Will Never Be Able To Look Posiedon In the Eye Again
The New York City marathon has been cancelled this weekend, which I’m sure is a terrible inconvenience for many runners, … More
King of States! 