Actual sentence I said during an impromptu 5AM conversation about hats:
“You’re really doing a lot of mental gymnastics to justify the idea of a single, enduring Mr. Peanut.”
You’re welcome, posterity!
I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.
King of States! 
Michelle,
Best quote of the day. Admittedly, it is only 10:30am.
Le Clown
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In the end, there can be only one!
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Everyone knows the Highlander was a documentary shot in real time. You can’t compare that to the fiction of a Mr. Peanut.
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I woke up this morning wearing devil horns and a saddle, does that count for anything?
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No.
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I can’t tell you how much I wish I could have been there to witness the entirety of this conversation.
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If you decide to come by for our next bout of Xtreme Late Nite Metaphysics, let me know so I can put on pants.
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Please, no need to dress all fancy on my account.
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