It’s recently been brought to my attention that there are “Feminists for Romney.” Apparently, they believe that a government attempt…
Just To Clarify
You want to curtail my right to control what happens inside my personal uterus because once upon a time ten…
Well, this has really gone much too far.
Fox News’s Eric Bolling recently declared that there is no such thing as a coincidence, and since the statement was…
I Claim Aisle Five in the Name of Italy
In celebration of the holiday dedicated to my fellow Italian Cristoforo Colombo, I’m going to try and go to A&P,…
Additional Nature Show Titles That Occurred to Me While Watching “Frozen Planet”
Narwhals: Diplomats of the Sea Sea Spider vs. Giant Jellyfish: Battle of the Appendages* Male Emperor Penguins: Getting the Short…
Suggestions To Make the Next Presidential Debate on Foreign Policy Better Than Tonight’s
Mitt Romney: Comes out dressed as a Navy Seal to demonstrate solidarity with the troops. Barack Obama: Comes out wearing…
King of States! 