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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Tag: Colombus Day

If anyone tries to stop you, just shove ’em out of the way.

Happy Columbus Day! If you’d like to celebrate with me, meet me tomorrow at the southeast corner of 21st Street … More

Colombus Day, Remember to bring your smallpox infected blankets!, The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

I Claim Aisle Five in the Name of Italy

In celebration of the holiday dedicated to my fellow Italian Cristoforo Colombo, I’m going to try and go to A&P, … More

Colombus Day, Colonizing, You're Indians Because I Say You're Indians

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