In celebration of the holiday dedicated to my fellow Italian Cristoforo Colombo, I’m going to try and go to A&P, get as far as ShopRite, stop there, and insist on referring to all the ShopRite employees as A&P employees. Then I will give them Smallpox and steal all the ice cream.
I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.
King of States! 
fuck me, you’re a HOOT.
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