One of the many perqs of my job is the travel. For example, this afternoon, I leave for the glamorous…
I’m Considering Throwing In the Towel
A man with Down’s Syndrome wrote this incredible response to National Disgrace Ann Coulter, who does not deserve this gentleman’s…
Someone Should Alert Mayor Bloomberg
I ran into a drug store earlier today to procure some flesh-colored* adhesive bandages, new passport photos, and a bottle…
I Was Talking About My iPhone Auxiliary Cable, You Pervs
Transcript of actual exchange had while driving to the grocery store, AKA, The World’s Best “That’s What She Said” Setup.…
You guys, it’s SO HARD to clean brains out of textured upholstery.
My job requires that I read a great many blogs. Some of them are great. Some of them are awful.…
New Jersey Will Offer Asylum To The First 500,000 Connecticutians
Connecticutters?* Whatever. Not the point. Here’s the thing: the Supreme Court of Connecticut, which is apparently occupied by three actual…