They’re Like Jews for Jesus, But Without All the Jewiness

It’s recently been brought to my attention that there are “Feminists for Romney.” Apparently, they believe that a government attempt … More

Just To Clarify

You want to curtail my right to control what happens inside my personal uterus because once upon a time ten … More

Fox News’s Eric Bolling recently declared that there is no such thing as a coincidence, and since the statement was … More

In celebration of the holiday dedicated to my fellow Italian Cristoforo Colombo, I’m going to try and go to A&P, … More

Narwhals: Diplomats of the Sea Sea Spider vs. Giant Jellyfish: Battle of the Appendages* Male Emperor Penguins: Getting the Short … More

Mitt Romney: Comes out dressed as a Navy Seal to demonstrate solidarity with the troops. Barack Obama: Comes out wearing … More