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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Author: Michelle Weber

Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?

Maybe We Could Get Rid of Florida This Way, Too

One of the many perqs of my job is the travel. For example, this afternoon, I leave for the glamorous … More

Rhode Island, Road Trip, The State That Shall Not Be Named, Travel

I’m Considering Throwing In the Towel

A man with Down’s Syndrome wrote this incredible response to National Disgrace Ann Coulter, who does not deserve this gentleman’s … More

Ann Coulter, I hope her parents feel guilty for having spawned her, Special Olympics

Someone Should Alert Mayor Bloomberg

I ran into a drug store earlier today to procure some flesh-colored* adhesive bandages, new passport photos, and a bottle … More

candy, Chocolate Bars, Halloween, If You Froze It You Could Totally Use It To Bludgeon Intruders

I Was Talking About My iPhone Auxiliary Cable, You Pervs

Transcript of actual exchange had while driving to the grocery store, AKA, The World’s Best “That’s What She Said” Setup. … More

Cars, Music, That's What She Said

You guys, it’s SO HARD to clean brains out of textured upholstery.

My job requires that I read a great many blogs. Some of them are great. Some of them are awful. … More

Abortion, I Don't Think This Is Covered Under the Limited Warranty, Logic

New Jersey Will Offer Asylum To The First 500,000 Connecticutians

Connecticutters?* Whatever. Not the point. Here’s the thing: the Supreme Court of Connecticut, which is apparently occupied by three actual … More

Connecticut Supreme Court, Human Rights, Rape, Why Aren't the Women of Connectifut Rioting In the Streets?, Women

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