An Open Letter

Dear White Chocolate, You know you’re not fooling anyone with the whole “I’m chocolate!” thing, right? You could probably put…

This is the kind of grammar up with which I shall not put.

I was just doing a little housekeeping on LinkedIn and took a minute to browse the people LinkedIn thinks I…

Full name: Chesterfield J. Lampwick Title: Grumpus-in-Chief Main Objective: Snoring

Osteria Morini, Lafayette & Spring, New York City. It’s not in New Jersey, but we will take credit for anything…

Apparently, Australia has fire tornadoes. Swirling, 100-foot high vortices of fire. You know where there’s never been a fire tornado?…

No, not Valium with a gin chaser. Felix: This is his main means of helping me work. Well, this and…