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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Tag: I should really just go right back to bed when I wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom

An Open Letter

Dear White Chocolate, You know you’re not fooling anyone with the whole “I’m chocolate!” thing, right? You could probably put … More

candy, chocolate, I should really just go right back to bed when I wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom

This is the kind of grammar up with which I shall not put.

I was just doing a little housekeeping on LinkedIn and took a minute to browse the people LinkedIn thinks I … More

I should really just go right back to bed when I wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, Musings, Writing

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I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry-lime rickey.

Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it, and then I worked here and here. Now I’m working on this new thing.

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