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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Tag: Dog

Western religion, as explained by my dog.

(Please note that the dog is significantly cuter than he is smart. Although he cannot actually read, write, or speak, we believe … More

Christmas, Dog, Hanukkah, He also has a job driving the sporklift at a warehouse down the street

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Full name: Chesterfield J. Lampwick Title: Grumpus-in-Chief Main Objective: Snoring

Dog, Life is HARD, Mutt

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I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry-lime rickey.

Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it, and then I worked here and here. Now I’m working on this new thing.

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