Dear White Chocolate,
You know you’re not fooling anyone with the whole “I’m chocolate!” thing, right? You could probably put all that energy into something more productive, like not sucking.
Love,
Won’t Be Fooled Again
I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.
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