Of Books, and Lizards, and Housewives (Or, “Ain’t I A Writer?”)

Hello! My name is Michelle, and I cannot write a book. Here is a list of other things I have written … More

Call Me Ishmael

Part of moving to another continent requires violently attacking your nostalgia, because you (read: I) don’t want to pay cash money to ship … More

If you are writing a sentence that begins, “I’m not a racist…” and the next part of that sentence starts … More

I recently had a conversation with someone who, after learning that I work with WordPress, wanted to pepper me with … More

I was just doing a little housekeeping on LinkedIn and took a minute to browse the people LinkedIn thinks I … More