Do Not Panic; The Order of Succession Has Not Changed

Hey, so here’s a thing: I live in California now. San Francisco, to be exact. However, please note that New … More

The King of Quipsters on the King of States

I come here to feed my soul from the cultural wellspring that is New Jersey. It’s the antidote to every … More

So, remember that time we wanted to move to Italy but it’s a bureaucratic nightmare, so we thought why not … More

I’m more of what you’d call an “indoorsy” person, but this list of lovely nature-type things ably showcases the many … More

We’ve already established that New Jersey is superior to Australia (home of the fire tornado)(and populated by criminals) and Connecticut … More

Apparently, Australia has fire tornadoes. Swirling, 100-foot high vortices of fire. You know where there’s never been a fire tornado? … More