Do you drop a deuce in public whenever you feel like a taking a shit? I’m guessing no.

Half the time when it comes to being raped by a stranger, the woman knew something was wrong but didn’t…

Everyone take a deep breath while I tell you about the best TSA experience I’ve ever had.

Let’s take a break from wishing bodily harm on rapists and rape apologists to consider how fantastic my hair is:…

Sorry, Humanity, we’re breaking up.

We all know, by now, that you should never read the comments. Apparently, we can’t read the internet at all…

The Garden State? More like The AWESOME State.

It’s not propaganda when it’s the truth. New Jersey: Love It, Or Be SO WRONG. (You can have that slogan…

How do you like them apples, “Dewey Defeats Truman”?

This is an actual news article with what is, perhaps, the most wonderful headline in the history of media. (No…

My new blog will be called “What Linda Said.”

This analysis of the Bob Keller column is so astute that it hurts me. (This (unrelated) post isn’t too shabby,…