Let’s take a break from wishing bodily harm on rapists and rape apologists to consider how fantastic my hair is: it is curly, it is bouncy, it is kooky and spoingy and wonderful, and it got me pulled out of the security line at Newark Airport today so a female agent could give me a top-of-head-specific pat-down. MY HAIR IS SO HOT IT’S DANGEROUS, Y’ALL.
There, don’t you feel better? I know I do. Now let’s all get a good night’s sleep and pretend that last post never happened.
It’s a curly hair conspiracy. It’s happened to me. I would tell them about the only thing I could sneak-in in my hair is the rat whose nest it is, but that could instigate things more awful that re-taming the untamed locks after some straight-haired person fluffs it like towels.
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The agent was amazingly respectful; no intense disruption of the hair. Maybe she was intimidated.
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Wow! Never heard of the “great hair day” till now… 😀
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I’m so happy for you! I hope you took multiple photos to post in Instagram to commemorate this momentous occasion! xx
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I have naturally curly hair and have managed to avoid this treatment. It’s obvious you have much better hair than mine, haha 🙂
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