Everyone take a deep breath while I tell you about the best TSA experience I’ve ever had.

Let’s take a break from wishing bodily harm on rapists and rape apologists to consider how fantastic my hair is: it is curly, it is bouncy, it is kooky and spoingy and wonderful, and it got me pulled out of the security line at Newark Airport today so a female agent could give me a top-of-head-specific pat-down. MY HAIR IS SO HOT IT’S DANGEROUS, Y’ALL.

There, don’t you feel better? I know I do. Now let’s all get a good night’s sleep and pretend that last post never happened.

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  1. It’s a curly hair conspiracy. It’s happened to me. I would tell them about the only thing I could sneak-in in my hair is the rat whose nest it is, but that could instigate things more awful that re-taming the untamed locks after some straight-haired person fluffs it like towels.

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