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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Tag: Don’t hate the player

The Garden State? More like The AWESOME State.

It’s not propaganda when it’s the truth. New Jersey: Love It, Or Be SO WRONG. (You can have that slogan … More

Don't hate the game either, Don't hate the player, Just drink a beer and relax

Wot’s all this then?

I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry lime rickey.

Sometimes I take pictures of things. Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it.

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