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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: Effed-Up Shit

An Adequate Festivus to You and Yours!

Here is a selection of my grievances. I encourage you all to leave a comment with one or more grievances, … More

Festivus, Fuck You, Greivances

A Proposal

We take every parent of a child who has been the victim of gun violence in the past 20 years, … More

Connecticut, Gun Control, WTF

Where are Nicholas Cage and John Travolta? I DEMAND A REFUND.

So, this is an actual thing that Bloomberg’s Businessweek felt it necessary to publish: Which business school has the most … More

Business, I want my $10.50 back, Misogyny, Women

I’m Considering Throwing In the Towel

A man with Down’s Syndrome wrote this incredible response to National Disgrace Ann Coulter, who does not deserve this gentleman’s … More

Ann Coulter, I hope her parents feel guilty for having spawned her, Special Olympics

You guys, it’s SO HARD to clean brains out of textured upholstery.

My job requires that I read a great many blogs. Some of them are great. Some of them are awful. … More

Abortion, I Don't Think This Is Covered Under the Limited Warranty, Logic

New Jersey Will Offer Asylum To The First 500,000 Connecticutians

Connecticutters?* Whatever. Not the point. Here’s the thing: the Supreme Court of Connecticut, which is apparently occupied by three actual … More

Connecticut Supreme Court, Human Rights, Rape, Why Aren't the Women of Connectifut Rioting In the Streets?, Women

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