Hi there! I hope you got home safely last night. By which I mean, “I hope someone sidled up to … More
Category: An Open Letter
Maybe I should re-name this blog to “Things I Shouldn’t Have to Say.”
Dear Wayne Nutnot, Your “edgy” and “humorous” post about how you are a feminist but find female genitalia to be … More
Why is this even a thing I need to say?
Dear Gentle Readers, If I happen to write a post about Your Pet Topic That I’ve Never Shown the Slightest … More
An Open Letter to the Westin Copley Place Boston
Dear Westin Copley Place Boston, Your pillow-topped bed was luxurious, your clam chowder delicious, and your employees just on the … More
FYI
I keep reading these unbelievably crappy things — “physician-assisted bulimia” for the obese, Steubenville, the growth of publicly-funded crisis pregnancy centers … More
A Secondary Proposal
Dear America, I think I’ve figured out how to create consensus on the gun issue. I has been brought to … More
King of States! 