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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Tag: Rape Culture

I’m Chilly, Could You Hand Me That Asbestos Blanket?

From the “Things It’d Be Great to Stop Talking About But We Really Can’t” File

Feminism, Rape Culture, We're here we're special snowflakes get used to it

Flames. Flames, on the side of my face.

I suppose we have to add Oklahoma to the list of states that need to be burned right down to the ground. Sorry, sane people of Oklahoma.

Oklahoma, Rape Culture, Too filled with rage to think of a funny third tag

Here, Dear Abby, I fleshed out that unfinished paragraph for you.

“It appears you and that boy had a severe breakdown in communication, which led to your being sexually assaulted.” Jesus … More

Advice Columns, Rape Culture, TIL that Dear Abby is still a thing and she is a warm smear of awful on a triscuit

To the Asshole on 3rd Between Folsom and Howard, Thank You

Hi there! I hope you got home safely last night. By which I mean, “I hope someone sidled up to … More

Rape Culture, Sexual Harassment, Thank you also for reminding me how much I love my friends

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I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry-lime rickey.

Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it, and then I worked here and here. Now I’m working on this new thing.

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