Of Books, and Lizards, and Housewives (Or, “Ain’t I A Writer?”)

Hello! My name is Michelle, and I cannot write a book. Here is a list of other things I have written … More

I can’t wait to see what happens next! Oh, wait… yes I can.

Did you have a day where it seemed as though everything you did was either wrong, or stupid, or shitty? … More

Land of 10,000 Nicknames

I was recently looking at a map of northern Scotland, was endlessly amused to see that a goodly number of … More

Do Not Panic; The Order of Succession Has Not Changed

Hey, so here’s a thing: I live in California now. San Francisco, to be exact. However, please note that New … More

Is he related to the Colonel? I love that guy’s chicken.

I am not myself a Bernie Sanders supporter, but I thought of these slogans for him while dozing in the … More

My brain is even bigger than my ass, and you should get used to both.

People liked me. Of course they liked me. I was giving them exactly what they wanted: a diluted version of … More