Is he related to the Colonel? I love that guy’s chicken.

I am not myself a Bernie Sanders supporter, but I thought of these slogans for him while dozing in the backseat of a car the other day. I offer them without charge, and look forward to seeing the bumper stickers.

“He Berns the candor at both ends.”

“Giving the political establishment a Bern notice”

“Tyger Tyger, Berning bright, / In the forests of the night; / What immortal hand or eye, / Could frame thy stance on campaign finance reform?”

“It was a pleasure to Bern.”

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