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King of States!

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  • professionaling
  • snapping
  • mail me, maybe

I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Author: Michelle Weber

Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?

An Open Letter

Dear White Chocolate, You know you’re not fooling anyone with the whole “I’m chocolate!” thing, right? You could probably put … More

candy, chocolate, I should really just go right back to bed when I wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom

This is the kind of grammar up with which I shall not put.

I was just doing a little housekeeping on LinkedIn and took a minute to browse the people LinkedIn thinks I … More

I should really just go right back to bed when I wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, Musings, Writing

Today’s Lovely Assistant

Full name: Chesterfield J. Lampwick Title: Grumpus-in-Chief Main Objective: Snoring

Dog, Life is HARD, Mutt

When Can I Move In?

Osteria Morini, Lafayette & Spring, New York City. It’s not in New Jersey, but we will take credit for anything … More

Dear Rest of the World: You're Welcome for Italian Food, Pasta, Restaurant

And We’re Not Responsible for Mel Gibson, Either

Apparently, Australia has fire tornadoes. Swirling, 100-foot high vortices of fire. You know where there’s never been a fire tornado? … More

Fire Tornado, new jersey, We don't even have REGULAR tornadoes, WTF Australia?

Mommy’s Little Helper

No, not Valium with a gin chaser. Felix: This is his main means of helping me work. Well, this and … More

Pets, Sheepdog, the laundry WAS clean

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