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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Author: Michelle Weber

Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?

An Open Letter to the Westin Copley Place Boston

Dear Westin Copley Place Boston, Your pillow-topped bed was luxurious, your clam chowder delicious, and your employees just on the … More

Does anyone ever wear the robes?, Dogs, Hotels

FYI

I keep reading these unbelievably crappy things — “physician-assisted bulimia” for the obese, Steubenville, the growth of publicly-funded crisis pregnancy centers … More

Next time please be sure to specify that you want a seat in the douche compartment, Patriarchy, Steubenville

I’m officially 35 now.

So, there’s that.

Aging, Birthday, Now I have to round up to 40 GODDAMMIT

An Adequate Festivus to You and Yours!

Here is a selection of my grievances. I encourage you all to leave a comment with one or more grievances, … More

Festivus, Fuck You, Greivances

Add Two More To the List

We’ve already established that New Jersey is superior to Australia (home of the fire tornado)(and populated by criminals) and Connecticut … More

Fish Tornado, Maybe the Eagle Stole Your Baby, new jersey

A Secondary Proposal

Dear America, I think I’ve figured out how to create consensus on the gun issue. I has been brought to … More

Don't be such a slacker YHWH, Gun Control, Second Amendment, Westboro

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