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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Author: Michelle Weber

Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?

Sorry for ruining your special day, other dads.

It’s sweet that people are tweeting and Facebooking and blogging and actually saying things aloud in real life about the … More

According to his high school yearbook Rudy is a treat for all the ladies, Dads, Fathers Day

Maybe I should re-name this blog to “Things I Shouldn’t Have to Say.”

Dear Wayne Nutnot, Your “edgy” and “humorous” post about how you are a feminist but find female genitalia to be … More

Feminism, Misogyny, You should definitely link to your post on your Match.com profile because the ladies love a straight-talking man

A Chicken In Every Pot, Covered in Butter

Finishing Butters, brilliant! Because now the door is open for Starting Butters and Halfway Through Butters and all kinds of In-Progress … More

Butter, Paula Deen, Possibly also she is a robot which would explain why she's not dead yet

Why is this even a thing I need to say?

Dear Gentle Readers, If I happen to write a post about Your Pet Topic That I’ve Never Shown the Slightest … More

And I was having such a nice day, Blogging Etiquette, Comments, Spam

Apparently, this is a thing I do now.

This is a thing I do, where I stand up in front of groups of people and pretend to be … More

Blogging, Montreal, poutine, This is the life I chose, WordCamp

What massive social change should I engineer next?

The heavy weight of thousands of angry tweets and continued departure of advertisers, no doubt supplemented by the back-breaking straw … More

Facebook, What do you mean you don't implicitly trust the VP of a giant corporation?, Women

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