Now that we’ve signed a lease on our new San Francisco apartment (!!!), I can share with you this most ridiculous of documents, the dog résumé, which I felt like a dang fool writing but which also worked like gangbusters helping us land a great place. I’ll be launching my Bay Area pet résumé consultancy within the next few weeks.
I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.
King of States! 
Yaaaaay, I’ve been waiting for this, and it does not disappoint! Professional haircuts! A REFERENCES SECTION!!!!! So happy!
Also, based on this resume, I would happily employ Felix as a full-time Sleeper on the floor of my domicile.
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He starts at three biscuits an hour, and rates go up from there. Farts are extra. Volume discounts are available, especially if you possess an overstuffed armchair of which he can avail himself.
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That seems very fair, given his experience and market rates.
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He barks only at misogynists, fascists, and racists.
[OMG we have to have a beverage now that you’re in town!!!]
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We move after the new year, and YES.
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Welcome. Congratulations! And email me when you’re settled. Or when you’re unsettled and need burrito delivery.
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I love the thought that went in to this, and Felix seems like a most gentlemanly companion. What a great guy. This was an awesome way to start my day- thanks for being such a good guardian to this handsome dude. Really refreshing.
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Holy cow, you’re leaving New Jersey and coming HERE! I owe you big time for the success of my blog, as you Freshly Pressed me 17 days after my first post. I now have, um, a LOT of followers and I could never have done it without you. When you are settled, the drinks are on me!
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this is adorable and humorous, but it kinda makes sense.
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Does Felix like doggie chocolate drops? I could give him some of them for being so good.
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