He’s a motivated self-starter with impressive farting skills.

Now that we’ve signed a lease on our new San Francisco apartment (!!!), I can share with you this most ridiculous of documents, the dog résumé, which I felt like a dang fool writing but which also worked like gangbusters helping us land a great place. I’ll be launching my Bay Area pet résumé consultancy within the next few weeks.


  1. Yaaaaay, I’ve been waiting for this, and it does not disappoint! Professional haircuts! A REFERENCES SECTION!!!!! So happy!

    Also, based on this resume, I would happily employ Felix as a full-time Sleeper on the floor of my domicile.

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  2. I love the thought that went in to this, and Felix seems like a most gentlemanly companion. What a great guy. This was an awesome way to start my day- thanks for being such a good guardian to this handsome dude. Really refreshing.


  3. Holy cow, you’re leaving New Jersey and coming HERE! I owe you big time for the success of my blog, as you Freshly Pressed me 17 days after my first post. I now have, um, a LOT of followers and I could never have done it without you. When you are settled, the drinks are on me!


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