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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

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Everything I Needed to Know About Essay Structure I Learned from This Crappy Drawing of a Coffee Pot

Maybe writing well isn’t really about writing at all.

Questionable life choices, Sketching, Writing

The Eight-Year Twitch

In which I take several hundred words to communicate “I quit my job;” if only I were a more talented editor.

careers, independent media, pipe wrench

Trust Your Musical (and Animal) Instincts

Luckily, I didn’t disturb any high-level predators.

Music, South Africa, The animals are also fairly indifferent to Aimee Mann songs

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from a Stoned Metalhead

From the mouths of drunk 24-year-olds come profound truths.

Identity, Quik Check, Sing like only rhinos are listening

I wonder what her version of Twitter harassment was; bricks through the window?

Laura Bassi: she was a goddamn boss.

Academia, Italy, Laura Bassi

Do Not Panic; The Order of Succession Has Not Changed

Hey, so here’s a thing: I live in California now. San Francisco, to be exact. However, please note that New … More

California, new jersey, You can take the woman out of Jersey but you can't take the accumulated carcinogens out of the woman

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I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry-lime rickey.

Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it, and then I worked here and here. Now I’m working on this new thing.

I don't want to say that something darkly but ironically tragic will happen to you if you don't follow me, but it might. I just want to be realistic.

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