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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Tag: He also has advanced napping and foot-licking skills

He’s a motivated self-starter with impressive farting skills.

Now that we’ve signed a lease on our new San Francisco apartment (!!!), I can share with you this most … More

Dogs, He also has advanced napping and foot-licking skills, San Francisco
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