I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.
Happy Columbus Day! If you’d like to celebrate with me, meet me tomorrow at the southeast corner of 21st Street and 5th Avenue, 10AM. We’ll pick a direction to walk in, enter the first store we come across, and take whatever the hell we want.
Discovery! So exhilarating.
King of States! 
Wish I could be there! 😦
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Make sure you all have a highly contagious illnesses. Celebrate it authentically.
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I’m gonna take the whole store, but I’ll pay…with shiny beads and trinkets.
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It’s what Columbus would’ve wanted.
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