A Moment of Silence, Please…

This is why we will never have nice things ever again.

My Life as Perfectionist Introvert: A Play In Three Acts

It’s a real short play. Don’t blink.

Political Sanity Check (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not Great!)

Basically the only thing I can say these days is “What the entire shit?”

To That Very Nice Australian Woman I Met In Malaysia

I’m sure that in Australia, “Tayla Ham” is a perfectly reasonable name for a human female.

A Few Thoughts on Safety Pins (and Registries) or, Untwist Your White Person Knickers

TL;DR: Don’t get mad if someone pooh-poohs your pin.

Next Year Everyone Gets a Day Off for Dean Martin

I think it’s time to reconsider Columbus Day. I have some ideas.