The world is a place of insane nonsense; the end.
Category: Effed-Up Shit
A Few Thoughts on Safety Pins (and Registries) or, Untwist Your White Person Knickers
TL;DR: Don’t get mad if someone pooh-poohs your pin.
Three Short Stories About Bugs, and Their Attendant Life Lessons
The software kind, or the crawly kind? You’ll just have to read.
THIS CANNOT STAND.
I might be a little drunk — as anyone would have to be to make it through the entire US presidential debate — but I can still do my part.
A SAMFMBMAHFY (Service Announcement Mainly for Me But Maybe Also Helpful For You)
Let us not mistake the cruelty of others for a lack of self-worth on our parts.
The Fat and the Furious: 2 Fat 2 Furious
Man, remember when I used to write mostly funny, entertaining things? Those were good times.
