The world is a place of insane nonsense; the end.
TL;DR: Don’t get mad if someone pooh-poohs your pin.
The software kind, or the crawly kind? You’ll just have to read.
I might be a little drunk — as anyone would have to be to make it through the entire US presidential debate — but I can still do my part.
Let us not mistake the cruelty of others for a lack of self-worth on our parts.
Man, remember when I used to write mostly funny, entertaining things? Those were good times.