Like George Michael, it’s the one good thing that I got.
Category: Effed-Up Shit
A Moment of Silence, Please…
This is why we will never have nice things ever again.
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bucket
The world is a place of insane nonsense; fin.
A Few Thoughts on Safety Pins (and Registries) or, Untwist Your White Person Knickers
TL;DR: Don’t get mad if someone pooh-poohs your pin.
Three Short Stories About Bugs, and Their Attendant Life Lessons
The software kind, or the crawly kind? You’ll just have to read.
THIS CANNOT STAND.
I might be a little drunk — as anyone would have to be to make it through the entire US presidential debate — but I can still do my part.
