Like George Michael, it’s the one good thing that I got.
This is why we will never have nice things ever again.
The world is a place of insane nonsense; fin.
TL;DR: Don’t get mad if someone pooh-poohs your pin.
The software kind, or the crawly kind? You’ll just have to read.
I might be a little drunk — as anyone would have to be to make it through the entire US presidential debate — but I can still do my part.