I’m officially 35 now.

So, there’s that.

An Adequate Festivus to You and Yours!

Here is a selection of my grievances. I encourage you all to leave a comment with one or more grievances, … More

We’ve already established that New Jersey is superior to Australia (home of the fire tornado)(and populated by criminals) and Connecticut … More

Dear America, I think I’ve figured out how to create consensus on the gun issue. I has been brought to … More

We take every parent of a child who has been the victim of gun violence in the past 20 years, … More

I have been to IKEA a great many times, and the most exciting thing that ever happens is when I … More