Goodbye, Dumple

Felix: he never aged, until suddenly he did, and then he was gone. So now there are no more dogs in my house.

He’s a motivated self-starter with impressive farting skills.

Now that we’ve signed a lease on our new San Francisco apartment (!!!), I can share with you this most … More

I Have a Dog-Related Concern

Felix the Sheepdog — also known as Dumpledore, Noodlebutt, Gassy McPootsalot, or Felix P. Hoenikker, Attorney at Paw — recently celebrated his 12th birthday, … More

I would like a refund, or at least a store credit.

Dear Canine Oncologist, You were very nice, and spent quite a long time talking with us, which I appreciate. Chester … More

First Degree Poultry Larceny

I was recently giving a presentation to colleagues, during which I noted that one of my dogs once stole a … More

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