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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

A Moment of Silence, Please…

This is why we will never have nice things ever again.

I am literally unable to even, Millennials, Satire

My Life as Perfectionist Introvert: A Play In Three Acts

It’s a real short play. Don’t blink.

Derp, Perfectionist, Self-criticism

We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bucket

The world is a place of insane nonsense; fin.

Politics, There's a good reason I'm not a poet, Trump

Political Sanity Check (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not Great!)

Basically the only thing I can say these days is “What the entire shit?”

Donald Trump, Dreams, What the Entire Shit

To That Very Nice Australian Woman I Met In Malaysia

I’m sure that in Australia, “Tayla Ham” is a perfectly reasonable name for a human female.

I hope your parents aren't from New Jersey because then this becomes a terrible joke, names, Pork Roll

A Few Thoughts on Safety Pins (and Registries) or, Untwist Your White Person Knickers

TL;DR: Don’t get mad if someone pooh-poohs your pin.

2016 Election, White person feelings all over the damn place

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