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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Tag: names

To That Very Nice Australian Woman I Met In Malaysia

I’m sure that in Australia, “Tayla Ham” is a perfectly reasonable name for a human female.

I hope your parents aren't from New Jersey because then this becomes a terrible joke, names, Pork Roll

Erase Me

Last week, my lucky spouse got to take a trip to the local city clerk’s office — jackpot! — to … More

marriage, names, Your assumption really only made an ass out of you this time
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