My Life as Perfectionist Introvert: A Play In Three Acts

Act I: What I Sound Like In My Head

“Startling yet brilliant insight! Poetic clarity!”

Act II: What I Think I Sound Like Out Loud

“Derp derpy derp (string of words that may or may not go together in any meaningful way) herpy derp derp (fart).”

Act III: What I Actually Sound Like Out Loud

<crickets>

Fin.

9 Comments

  1. Hilarious and so accurate! This is why I am enjoying writing a blog. Maybe now people can know that I have coherent thoughts rather than just awkwardly stuttering!

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