Act I: What I Sound Like In My Head
“Startling yet brilliant insight! Poetic clarity!”
Act II: What I Think I Sound Like Out Loud
“Derp derpy derp (string of words that may or may not go together in any meaningful way) herpy derp derp (fart).”
Act III: What I Actually Sound Like Out Loud
<crickets>
Fin.
On further reflection, Act III would probably also have a fart.
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It really gives that extra soupçon of Molière to an otherwise Beckettian denouement.
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I should have consulted my Where Would Molière Have Farted? bracelet before publishing. I’m usually better about that.
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this short play is nothing short of a work crafted by brilliant yet a queer of a person.
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Very funny
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Fucking yay thank you!
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The story of my life…
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O.M.Goddess. Can i relate to this. LOVE IT! just found your site thru ma.tt — so glad.
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Hilarious and so accurate! This is why I am enjoying writing a blog. Maybe now people can know that I have coherent thoughts rather than just awkwardly stuttering!
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This was so funny!
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Real nice
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