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King of States!

  • twitting
  • gramming
  • snapping
  • mail me, maybe

I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Tag: There’s a good reason I’m not a poet

We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bucket

The world is a place of insane nonsense; fin.

Politics, There's a good reason I'm not a poet, Trump

Wot’s all this then?

I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry lime rickey.

Sometimes I take pictures of things. Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it.

I work here and here. You might want to, too.

I don't want to say that something darkly but ironically tragic will happen to you if you don't follow me, but it might. I just want to be realistic.

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