Candy Corn: What Gives?

Of all the things you could choose to put in your mouth and savor… what horrible thing happened to you,…

I Have Recently Acquired Several Opinions

Two, in fact. I have decided to share them with you, because you seem like right-thinking people. These opinions, on…

I was recently giving a presentation to colleagues, during which I noted that one of my dogs once stole a…

My craw is unusually full this week. Do they make craw extenders? I bet SkyMall sells them. Hand-hammered copper or…

I just found out that Richie Sambora is no longer in Bon Jovi. (I know, it happened several days ago.…

“You Don’t Have to Be Pretty. You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not to your co-workers,…